1.yo mamma  is so fat, she sat on a gamecube and turned it into a gameboy sp!

2. yo mamma is so hair, she made chewbacka look like a supermodel!

3.yo mamma is so dirty, i had to wipe my feet comin out of the house!

4.yo mamma is so ugly, they forced her to put a t-shirt on at a strip joint!

5.yo mamma is so stupid, she got locked in a food court and starved.

6.yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed herself!

7.yo mamma is so fat, she sat in a monster truck and turned it into  low rider!

8.yo mamma is so stupid, she broke into jail!

9.yo mamma is so poor, i walked into her house and stepped on a lighter and she said "get off my heater"!

10.this joke has been removed cuz i thought it was gayyyyyyyyy

11. yo mamma is so stupid, she stuck two batteries up her butt and said "i got the power!"

12.yo mamma is so cheap, she bought an x-box 180!

13.yo mamma is so cheap she bought a playstation 1 an a half!

 when i get more jokes im gonna post em up here so come on back some time to see if i have any more up. if u wanna send me any jokes and have me put em up on here, then send me a message on aol  at princenathan05@aol.com . i know its a gay name for an e-mail adress but hey , i got it when i was 5 years old. what do ya expect? so yeah, send me a message on aol tellin me the jokes u want me to put up or just about anything u want me to put up. i'll do my best on gettin it put up here. thnx .

 ~nate~